Thursday, January 20, 2011

S-names

Dear D,

Yesterday my boss came into the office with a bowl of curry noodles, telling me that if I wanted some I should go to the main office where one of the teachers was giving out noodles to everyone. I asked why and she said it was because this year people with names beginning with S have to provide snacks to everyone, and frequently, in order to absolve themselves of sin.

I like that--give me some Cheetos and you will be cleansed...

love,
L

2 comments:

  1. hah yeah i was talking with A the other day about how religions that are "easier" are more likely to stand the test of time. if the requirement to get into christian heaven were running a 5-minute mile, they'd lose a lot of conversions. especially the death-bed ones.

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  2. just so everyone's clear my *middle* name starts with S and that doesn't count, so don't look to me for snax.

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