Cat vs. L

Dear D,


This photo was taken a while ago. That's the cat that is SO loud and sleeps on my porch every other day of the week. Now I have proof that he's trying to take over my porch. Notice he's on the chair further from my door.


Well, now he's moved to the near chair. I decided it was time to take action...



Creeping closer.


Poking with straw commences.



Cat begins yowling in pain.

JK.

He's yawning...



Still poking...

And he's back to sleep!??

Love,
L